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	<title>The Former Fundie</title>
	<link>http://theformerfundie.com</link>
	<description>Recovery from Religious Fundamentalism</description>
	<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 03:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Problem with Chickens on the Moon</title>
		<link>http://theformerfundie.com/2010/02/08/the-problem-with-chickens-on-the-moon/</link>
		<comments>http://theformerfundie.com/2010/02/08/the-problem-with-chickens-on-the-moon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 03:44:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>angel</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Evangelism Evasion!]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Science!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I was watching television with my mom a while back, when this Geico commercial aired. &#8220;Oh Golly,&#8221; my mom said, visibly distressed and protectively crossing her arms in front of her chest, a move she usually reserves for a kissing scene or any reference to homosexuality.
Having observed neither of the above-mentioned offenses, I was confused. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Evangelism Evasion: How to Fake the Possession of Your Eternal Soul by Demonic Forces</title>
		<link>http://theformerfundie.com/2009/12/22/possessed/</link>
		<comments>http://theformerfundie.com/2009/12/22/possessed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 22:43:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>angel</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Evangelism Evasion!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[One of the best (and most fun) ways to thwart a would-be witness of the Lord Jesus from killing an hour or more of your day is to fake a demon possession.
Now, before you scoff at the idea of faking the possession of your eternal soul by demonic forces, consider the plight of the fundies [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Just in Time for XXXmas!</title>
		<link>http://theformerfundie.com/2009/12/08/just-in-time-for-xxxmas/</link>
		<comments>http://theformerfundie.com/2009/12/08/just-in-time-for-xxxmas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:46:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ho ho ho! Kids, have we got a treat for you! Just in time for XXXmas: Here are some HOLY holiday treats you and your heterosexual monogamous marital partner won&#8217;t want to miss!
For all of your fundie fetish needs you can visit The Christian Fetish Site. Just to whet your sleigh bells how&#8217;s about a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Let&#8217;s Clarify, Shall We?</title>
		<link>http://theformerfundie.com/2009/12/08/lets-clarify-shall-we/</link>
		<comments>http://theformerfundie.com/2009/12/08/lets-clarify-shall-we/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:56:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>angel</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Faith]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[About Us]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I have been accused of many things by my old fundie cohorts. Among those are placing myself under demonic influence, rebellion, promiscuity, masturbation (guilty!), changing my opinions out of spite, talking to the Devil himself (usually over mimosas), alcoholism, drug abuse, and (my favorite) intolerance.
All of the above have little connection to my version of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Reason for the Season</title>
		<link>http://theformerfundie.com/2009/12/05/the-reason-for-the-season/</link>
		<comments>http://theformerfundie.com/2009/12/05/the-reason-for-the-season/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 23:20:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RMH</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Theology]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Faith]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As an intellectual, I realize that the reason for the season isn’t Jesus, as so many people will profess. It is a well-known fact that the birth of Jesus (if we go ahead and assume for a moment that the rest of the story was accurate) was most certainly not in December, for a number [...]]]></description>
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		<title>For the Children</title>
		<link>http://theformerfundie.com/2009/07/23/for-the-children/</link>
		<comments>http://theformerfundie.com/2009/07/23/for-the-children/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:35:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>angel</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Faith]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time, I taught preschool at a Baptist church.
Preferring to retain my creative liberty in washing their little brains squeaky clean, I generally ignored the assigned curriculum totally&#8230; however, there came a day when I was strapped for time and pulled out the fateful pre-packaged visuals in a mad dash for the classroom. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Growing up fundie</title>
		<link>http://theformerfundie.com/2009/07/23/growing-up-fundie/</link>
		<comments>http://theformerfundie.com/2009/07/23/growing-up-fundie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:31:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>angel</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It was the summer before I went into the 3rd grade, and my friend whose name I can’t recall was at my house. We were covertly jumping on the bed and talking about school. While we were excited about being in the same class for once (at the time the 3rd and 4th grades were [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Perspective</title>
		<link>http://theformerfundie.com/2009/07/13/perspective/</link>
		<comments>http://theformerfundie.com/2009/07/13/perspective/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 13:20:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I knew at three weeks. I was pregnant. How. Why. We had taken precautions. This shouldn&#8217;t have happened. But it had. And it was right there in front of me. A pink plus sign leering from the white plastic handle. Just as certainly as I knew I was pregnant, I knew I wouldn&#8217;t keep my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wal-Mart Has Comforters, Right?</title>
		<link>http://theformerfundie.com/2009/07/07/wal-mart-has-comforters-right/</link>
		<comments>http://theformerfundie.com/2009/07/07/wal-mart-has-comforters-right/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 04:57:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>B.AllanDempsey</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Love Life]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve suffered a recent heart injury, metaphorically speaking. I met someone and, like always, fell too hard too fast, and, like always, those feelings weren’t reciprocated. So, I’m crushed. And as I cycle through the stages of grief (I have six, by the way: the denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance stages, and the endlessly-tormenting-myself-with-unanswerable-questions-and-what-if-scenarios-until-I-drive-myself-mad-and-get-two-hours-of-sleep-if-I’m-lucky [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Masturbation: Doctor&#8217;s Orders! (Part 2)</title>
		<link>http://theformerfundie.com/2009/06/12/masturbation-doctors-orders-part-2/</link>
		<comments>http://theformerfundie.com/2009/06/12/masturbation-doctors-orders-part-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 19:05:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Love Life]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Science!]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://theformerfundie.com/2009/06/12/masturbation-doctors-orders-part-2/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Much thanks to My Female Sexuality for letting us run their post on the Medical Benefits of Masturbation.
Masturbation, it seems, is a form of genital &#8220;housekeeping&#8221;. Women experience the urge to masturbate as a way to eliminate debris or genital &#8220;gunk&#8221; that inhabits the mucus of the vagina and uterus (i.e. menstrual remnants, old sperm, [...]]]></description>
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